bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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Wow, thank you very much anon. People like you deserve to have extra cherries in their Shirley Temples.

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via nandinos)

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

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lameborghini:

my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch

(via tardis-mind-palace)